Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
AMBROSE BIERCECoward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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Alliance – in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other’s pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.
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Responsibility, n. A detachable burden easily shifted to the shoulders of God, Fate, Fortune, Luck or one’s neighbor. In the days of astrology it was customary to unload it upon a star.
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Distance, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs and keep.
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Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
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War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.
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REALISM, n. The art of depicting nature as it is seem by toads. The charm suffusing a landscape painted by a mole, or a story written by a measuring-worm.
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An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.
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PITY, n. A failing sense of exemption, inspired by contrast.
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RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
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Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
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Christian, n.: one who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.
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Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
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