Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
AMBROSE BIERCELife – a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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PAIN, n. An uncomfortable frame of mind that may have a physical basis in something that is being done to the body, or may be purely mental, caused by the good fortune of another.
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Alliance – in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other’s pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.
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Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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Life – a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
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An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.
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The only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.
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Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.
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Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
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Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
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Present, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope.
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To the eye of failure success is an accident.
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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
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Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
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Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
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Opposition, n. In politics the party that prevents the government from running amuck by hamstringing it.
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