Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
AMBROSE BIERCELife – a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
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Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
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Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
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Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
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Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
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In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.
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Scriptures – The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.
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ULTIMATUM, n. In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions.
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I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
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Alliance – in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other’s pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.
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Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.
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The only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.
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Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
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RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
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Consul – in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
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REFLECTION,n: An Action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter.
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