Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else
AMBROSE BIERCELife – a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
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Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
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The only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.
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Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.
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Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
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Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
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Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
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A wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.
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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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Fear has no brains; it is an idiot.
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ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
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Opposition, n. In politics the party that prevents the government from running amuck by hamstringing it.
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Forgetfulness – a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.
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I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
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