Opposition, n. In politics the party that prevents the government from running amuck by hamstringing it.
AMBROSE BIERCEOpposition, n. In politics the party that prevents the government from running amuck by hamstringing it.
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Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
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Perseverance – a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.
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LIFE, n. A spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay. We live in daily apprehension of its loss; yet when lost it is not missed.
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IMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership.
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Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.
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Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
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There are two instruments worse than a clarinet – two clarinets.
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Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
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War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.
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Women of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners. In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the original earth clinging to the roots.
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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
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A wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.
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Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
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