Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
AMBROSE BIERCEHistory is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.
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Belladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.
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Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else
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Consul – in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
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Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
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Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
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Age, with his eyes in the back of his head, thinks it wisdom to see the bogs through which he has floundered.
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Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
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Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.
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Don’t steal; thou’lt never thus compete successfully in business. Cheat.
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Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
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RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
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They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.
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Opposition, n. In politics the party that prevents the government from running amuck by hamstringing it.
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ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
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