The covers of this book are too far apart.
AMBROSE BIERCEHistory is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.
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LIFE, n. A spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay. We live in daily apprehension of its loss; yet when lost it is not missed.
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Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
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Women of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners. In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the original earth clinging to the roots.
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ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
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Belladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.
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Scriptures – The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.
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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
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Present, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope.
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I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
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Don’t steal; thou’lt never thus compete successfully in business. Cheat.
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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
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Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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Conversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.
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There are two instruments worse than a clarinet – two clarinets.
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