If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.
ALAN KINGWe set no styles, no standards. We’re reflections. It’s a distorted mirror in the fun house.
More Alan King Quotes
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An old socialist-unionist who always considered himself a failure. His big line was: ‘Don’t end up like me.
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As a parent, I’d – I’d be a better father.
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I’m only… I’m only unhappy when the reviews are bad, but give me a good review and I’m a… I’m just screaming all over the place with joy.
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Banks have a new image. Now you have ‘a friend,’ your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?
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When I was in the hospital they gave me apple juice every morning, even after I told them I didn’t like it. I had to get even.
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I won’t eat in a place that has suits of armor.
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My brother is the youngest member of the College of Physicians and Surgeons. And I wouldn’t let him cut my nails.
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If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books.
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I always plan dinner first thing in the morning.
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I had a sympathetic role in ‘thirtysomething,’ and in two weeks I’m going to do the role again.
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Eating takes a special talent. Some people are much better at it than others. In that way, it is like sex, and as with sex.
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My son says I never tell stories about anyone who’s living.
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I just never saw my mother in any other room but the kitchen. There were always pots going.
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Comedy is a reflection. We create nothing.
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For me, that wasn’t such a joke, because my birthday was always around this time.
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