One thing I’ve never said in my whole life is, ‘Let’s have dinner at a Japanese restaurant.’
ALAN KINGYou do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
More Alan King Quotes
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You know you are getting old when people tell you how good you look.
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The ability to absorb a book and make someone else’s words and story your own was exactly was I was doing on stage.
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Eating takes a special talent. Some people are much better at it than others. In that way, it is like sex, and as with sex.
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My mother kept the house clean and we ate good.
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The world is full of little dictators trying to run your life.
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I don’t mind being 65, but nobody is gonna tell me to come in at 5:30 to have the early bird special.
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But in the movies, I just love the heavies. It’s much more fun.
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Then, of course, you’re hooked and you have to learn how to survive in the business.
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I won’t eat in a place that has suits of armor.
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You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them.
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Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
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If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.
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It’s more fun with someone who really likes it. I can’t imagine having a lasting friendship with anyone who is not interested in food.
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That’s the great thing about New Year’s, you get to be a year older.
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Villains are a ball. People have been laughing at me for 50 years, so I love to sit in the back of the theater and listen to them hate me.
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