My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on TV and eating.
ALAN KINGMy favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on TV and eating.
More Alan King Quotes
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If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.
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As a parent, I’d – I’d be a better father.
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I won’t eat in a place that has suits of armor.
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Everything my mother made had to cook for 80 hours, and when she made matzoh balls she didn’t know fluffy. Everything sank.
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Banks have a new image. Now you have ‘a friend,’ your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?
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If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books.
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Then, of course, you’re hooked and you have to learn how to survive in the business.
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Ed Sullivan brought me to TV first in 1952, then Garry Moore’s program gave me a lot of confidence and freedom.
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A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let’s eat!
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That’s the great thing about New Year’s, you get to be a year older.
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When I read Dickens for the first time, I thought he was Jewish, because he wrote about oppression and bigotry, all the things that my father talked about.
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Eating takes a special talent. Some people are much better at it than others. In that way, it is like sex, and as with sex.
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As life’s pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs.
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And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody?
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I’m only… I’m only unhappy when the reviews are bad, but give me a good review and I’m a… I’m just screaming all over the place with joy.
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