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Eating takes a special talent. Some people are much better at it than others. In that way, it is like sex, and as with sex.

Alan King

We watch society. As society behaves, then we have the ability to make fun of it.
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Ability Behave Fun Make Society Watch
One thing I’ve never said in my whole life is, ‘Let’s have dinner at a Japanese restaurant.’
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Country Dinner Life One Restaurant Thing Whole
I won’t eat in a place that has suits of armor.
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Armor Eat Place Suit
Comedy is a reflection. We create nothing.
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Comedy Create Nothing Reflection
I made it, Ma – Carnegie Hall. And I didn’t have to practice.
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Carnegie Hall Have Made Practice
Some would say certain of these refer to the stereotypical, or ‘stage’ Jew. But objectively speaking, the only crime in humor is an unfunny joke.
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Humor Jew Joke Objectivity Only Refer Speak Stage Unfunny
Now that’s better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.
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Better Salami Sex Slice Thickly
My mother kept the house clean and we ate good.
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Ate Clean Good House Kept Mother
That’s the great thing about New Year’s, you get to be a year older.
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Great New Older Thing Year
I had a sympathetic role in ‘thirtysomething,’ and in two weeks I’m going to do the role again.
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Again Go Role Something Sympathetic Thirty Two Week
It’s not easy being a father, but I’ve been allowed a comeback.
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Allow Being Comeback Easy Father
I always plan dinner first thing in the morning.
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Always Dinner First Morning Plan Thing
I’m only… I’m only unhappy when the reviews are bad, but give me a good review and I’m a… I’m just screaming all over the place with joy.
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Bad Good Joy Over Place Review Scream Unhappy
Eating takes a special talent. Some people are much better at it than others. In that way, it is like sex, and as with sex.
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Better Eat Much Other People Sex Some Special Talent Take Than Way
When I read Dickens for the first time, I thought he was Jewish, because he wrote about oppression and bigotry, all the things that my father talked about.
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Bigotry Father First Oppression Read Talk Think Time
My lawyer said, “Shouldn’t be a problem. What kind of coverage do you have?” I said, “Fire and theft.” The lawyer frowned. “Uh oh. Wrong kind. Should be fire OR theft.”
ALAN KING

Coverage Fire Frown Kind Lawyer Problem Theft

Eating takes a special talent. Some people are much better at it than others. In that way, it is like sex, and as with sex.

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