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Eating takes a special talent. Some people are much better at it than others. In that way, it is like sex, and as with sex.

Alan King

Some would say certain of these refer to the stereotypical, or ‘stage’ Jew. But objectively speaking, the only crime in humor is an unfunny joke.
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Humor Jew Joke Objectivity Only Refer Speak Stage Unfunny
My mother kept the house clean and we ate good.
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Ate Clean Good House Kept Mother
I’m only… I’m only unhappy when the reviews are bad, but give me a good review and I’m a… I’m just screaming all over the place with joy.
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Bad Good Joy Over Place Review Scream Unhappy
I think one of the big things about comedy is the ability for the audience to identify.
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Audience Big Comedy Identity Thing Think
But in the movies, I just love the heavies. It’s much more fun.
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Fun heavy Love More Movie Much
I made it, Ma – Carnegie Hall. And I didn’t have to practice.
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Carnegie Hall Have Made Practice
Let’s face it: It’s difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom.
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Difficult Face Funny Go Let Offend Worry
If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.
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Atom Think Expense Great Humor Someone Something
Everything my mother made had to cook for 80 hours, and when she made matzoh balls she didn’t know fluffy. Everything sank.
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Ball Everything Matzoh Mother Sank
That’s the great thing about New Year’s, you get to be a year older.
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Great New Older Thing Year
It’s more fun with someone who really likes it. I can’t imagine having a lasting friendship with anyone who is not interested in food.
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Anyone Food Friendship Imagine Interest Last Like More Someone
There’s a charm, there’s a rhythm, there’s a soul to Jewish humor.
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Charm Humor Rhythm Soul
It’s not easy being a father, but I’ve been allowed a comeback.
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Allow Being Comeback Easy Father
I won’t eat in a place that has suits of armor.
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Armor Eat Place Suit
My father helped me leave. He said, ‘It’s all out there, it’s not here.’
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Father Help Leave Not True
I always plan dinner first thing in the morning.
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Always Dinner First Morning Plan Thing

Eating takes a special talent. Some people are much better at it than others. In that way, it is like sex, and as with sex.

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