You can only really learn from failure … To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.
AISHA TYLERI don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in the back of a taxi in a pair of urine-soaked skinny jeans with no money for cab fare and a dead cell phone battery.
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No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
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Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don’t think so.
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It is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon.
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So much of a stand-up’s life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.
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Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.
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I’m such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.
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On general principle, I boycott shows that don’t employ actors.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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One thing we do really well on Archer and one thing I’ve always tried to do in my comedy and my writing and my podcast is to never speak down to my audience.
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I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.
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I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.
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Much like a wobbly toddler or an unhinged politician, one immediately looks for someone else to blame. God. Your parents. Ex-girlfriends. Undocumented immigrants. Marvin in Human Resources. China.
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Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the ability to scrape your sorry ass up off the floor, stumble to your feet.
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“Trust me, you don’t want to have to actually interact with these people.”
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