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I have always been a softie, and I fight it with every fiber of my being. Sadly, my being’s fibers need to hit the gym.
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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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Successful people just don’t let failure define them or keep them from doing what they want to do. For example, I’d have people come up to me after my shows, and they’d say they want to do stand-up but are scared they’re going to fail. I’d tell them,
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Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they’re always going to be up, and I think that’s impossible for anyone.
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Comedy is ugly. It’s honest, it’s raw.
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So everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don’t want to ever give up any part of it.
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I grew up on the back of a motorcycle – my dad didn’t have a car until I was a teenager. And then my closest friend from grade school was a guy.
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TV always wants more people to be watching.
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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
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I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
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On general principle, I boycott shows that don’t employ actors.
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Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don’t think so.
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Much like a wobbly toddler or an unhinged politician, one immediately looks for someone else to blame. God. Your parents. Ex-girlfriends. Undocumented immigrants. Marvin in Human Resources. China.
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Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be.
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I think diversity in television is important. It’s not about trying to fill a quota or satisfy some idea of diversity.
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I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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It is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon.
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When I was young I thought, ‘Yeah, people don’t see, they’re not recognizing how funny I am, and how talented I am’. And the guys that mentored me were like, ‘
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After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.’
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I actually wanted to be an attorney. I did do things on the side like improv and sketch comedy, but law was my focus. I was a very bookish, academic kid. When I got out of college,
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I was raised by a single dad, so I’ve always just kind of liked “guys” stuff. I think my dad just took me to the things he was interested in.
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Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.
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I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture.
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I’ve just got to be myself and hopefully people will find me. And my audience did find me.
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I don’t believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There’s a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.
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I was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don’t tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards.
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