I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
AISHA TYLERI always tell people that if you really want to know somebody, they should listen to that person’s interview with me. I spend a lot of time with my guests.
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I’m my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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I’ve always been a gamer, and I had a period where I was gaming at a really hardcore level.
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A belief in feminism is a belief in personal freedom.
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I like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it, because they’re already dead and they can’t feel it. They don’t have feelings.
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You just have to keep getting up’. And I look back and they were right. They were all right.
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I was raised by a single dad, so I’ve always just kind of liked “guys” stuff. I think my dad just took me to the things he was interested in.
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I always tell people that if you really want to know somebody, they should listen to that person’s interview with me. I spend a lot of time with my guests.
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They always say some women like to fix people. I don’t like to fix people, but you like a challenge.
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If you haven’t noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of awesome.
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I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.
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I will say that stand-up is my first love; it’s how I got started and is in my bones.
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After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.’
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I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture.
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I grew up on the back of a motorcycle – my dad didn’t have a car until I was a teenager. And then my closest friend from grade school was a guy.
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Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail.
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the freedom to live a life free of fear of violence, to select a fulfilling career and be compensated fairly, to choose when to start a family, to marry whom you love.
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I don’t know if I was always an open person, but I think stand-up comics specifically have this way of running towards embarrassing things.
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Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don’t think so.
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Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be.
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The best advice anybody could have given me was to keep getting up over and over again.
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Whereas regular people tend to run away – because the embarrassing story is always going to be the really funny story.
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I’m such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.
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I like grown up comedy.
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Karaoke is the great equalizer.
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I really do know football.
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