After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.’
AISHA TYLER
Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.’
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I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like,
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One thing we do really well on Archer and one thing I’ve always tried to do in my comedy and my writing and my podcast is to never speak down to my audience.
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I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.
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I think diversity in television is important. It’s not about trying to fill a quota or satisfy some idea of diversity.
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I have always been a softie, and I fight it with every fiber of my being. Sadly, my being’s fibers need to hit the gym.
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I’ve always been a gamer, and I had a period where I was gaming at a really hardcore level.
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If you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
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I’ve just got to be myself and hopefully people will find me. And my audience did find me.
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“You are going to fail, and anyone who is success has powered through many, many failures.”
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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
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I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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