I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
AISHA TYLERI always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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The best advice anybody could have given me was to keep getting up over and over again.
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I started out being a stand up and writing my own material. That took me to Talk Soup, where I was writing and performing for TV.
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You just have to keep getting up’. And I look back and they were right. They were all right.
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the freedom to live a life free of fear of violence, to select a fulfilling career and be compensated fairly, to choose when to start a family, to marry whom you love.
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I like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it, because they’re already dead and they can’t feel it. They don’t have feelings.
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I’m just myself, so I don’t know that I think of myself as a nerd icon.
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Omnipresence can be a good or bad thing, I suppose. I don’t want to spend a lot of time thinking about it. I’m super-grateful.
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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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I’m my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
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I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
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Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the ability to scrape your sorry ass up off the floor, stumble to your feet.
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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If you haven’t noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of awesome.
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Wounds turn into scars and scars make you tough.
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I’m the kindest, most supportive friend ever, probably to my own detriment, but I hope that I am toughening up a little bit.
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I have one girlfriend who is dating right now – she’s divorced – and she’s on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that’s not a real game, but it’s my favorite thing to do.
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I was not one of those people who wanted to be a comedian when I was growing up. I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living.
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I’m sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.
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When I was young I thought, ‘Yeah, people don’t see, they’re not recognizing how funny I am, and how talented I am’. And the guys that mentored me were like, ‘
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I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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Successful people just don’t let failure define them or keep them from doing what they want to do. For example, I’d have people come up to me after my shows, and they’d say they want to do stand-up but are scared they’re going to fail. I’d tell them,
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I don’t know if I was always an open person, but I think stand-up comics specifically have this way of running towards embarrassing things.
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I was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don’t tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards.
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I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture.
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