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I want everyone, regardless of gender, to live a life free of restriction or fear, able to pursue their own personal brand of happiness and fulfillment.

Aisha Tyler

Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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I’m the kindest, most supportive friend ever, probably to my own detriment, but I hope that I am toughening up a little bit.
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I wish I could say I’m an architect and planned it this way, foresaw doing all these things, but honestly, I’ve been lucky that things have come across my path and they’ve worked out well for me.
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Across Almost Architect Come Foresaw Honesty Lucy Out Path Plan Pressure Well
So I think the longer you do stand-up, the more comfortable you are. You stop wanting to hide your foibles and instead want to show who you are.
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You just have to keep getting up’. And I look back and they were right. They were all right.
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The best advice anybody could have given me was to keep getting up over and over again.
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Advice Again Anybody Best Get Given Over
Nothing really worth having is easy to get. The hard-fought battles, the goals won with sacrifice, are the ones that matter.
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“You are going to fail, and anyone who is success has powered through many, many failures.”
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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One thing we do really well on Archer and one thing I’ve always tried to do in my comedy and my writing and my podcast is to never speak down to my audience.
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I was really unhappy. I had a great job that I should have loved, yet I was miserable. I slowly realized that was because I wasn’t performing. So I just tried stand-up and fell in love with it after one performance.
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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
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So much of a stand-up’s life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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I will say that stand-up is my first love; it’s how I got started and is in my bones.
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I always tell people that if you really want to know somebody, they should listen to that person’s interview with me. I spend a lot of time with my guests.
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Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.
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Karaoke is the great equalizer.
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I’ve always been a gamer, and I had a period where I was gaming at a really hardcore level.
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When I was young I thought, ‘Yeah, people don’t see, they’re not recognizing how funny I am, and how talented I am’. And the guys that mentored me were like, ‘
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I do not actually DO these things, but I see myself doing them, and that is almost MORE satisfying, because I am also lying down.
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I thought I was gonna be an attorney, so I went to Dartmouth and I was a government major and I minored in environmental policy, and I didn’t do anything academically around the arts.
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When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don’t think so.
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They always say some women like to fix people. I don’t like to fix people, but you like a challenge.
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TV always wants more people to be watching.
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