Omnipresence can be a good or bad thing, I suppose. I don’t want to spend a lot of time thinking about it. I’m super-grateful.
AISHA TYLER“You are going to fail, and anyone who is success has powered through many, many failures.”
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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I think diversity in television is important. It’s not about trying to fill a quota or satisfy some idea of diversity.
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Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be.
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I have one girlfriend who is dating right now – she’s divorced – and she’s on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that’s not a real game, but it’s my favorite thing to do.
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I’m just myself, so I don’t know that I think of myself as a nerd icon.
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So much of a stand-up’s life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.
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After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.’
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I’m such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.
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I’m black, and black don’t crack. It does droop.
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Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work.
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One thing we do really well on Archer and one thing I’ve always tried to do in my comedy and my writing and my podcast is to never speak down to my audience.
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It is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon.
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When I was young I thought, ‘Yeah, people don’t see, they’re not recognizing how funny I am, and how talented I am’. And the guys that mentored me were like, ‘
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You can only really learn from failure … To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.
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Nothing really worth having is easy to get. The hard-fought battles, the goals won with sacrifice, are the ones that matter.
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They always say some women like to fix people. I don’t like to fix people, but you like a challenge.
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I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way.
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So everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don’t want to ever give up any part of it.
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I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like,
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You just have to keep getting up’. And I look back and they were right. They were all right.
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I love Toronto. I love it. I love Toronto. I love Canada. I can’t wait to get back. Can’t wait to have some Timbits.
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I always tell people that if you really want to know somebody, they should listen to that person’s interview with me. I spend a lot of time with my guests.
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Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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I’m my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
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I am absolutely a Giants fan and I’m a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.
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So I think the longer you do stand-up, the more comfortable you are. You stop wanting to hide your foibles and instead want to show who you are.
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Wounds turn into scars and scars make you tough.
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