I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
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I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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I’m sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.
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I love Toronto. I love it. I love Toronto. I love Canada. I can’t wait to get back. Can’t wait to have some Timbits.
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A belief in feminism is a belief in personal freedom.
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The best advice anybody could have given me was to keep getting up over and over again.
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I was not one of those people who wanted to be a comedian when I was growing up. I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living.
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I thought I was gonna be an attorney, so I went to Dartmouth and I was a government major and I minored in environmental policy, and I didn’t do anything academically around the arts.
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I am absolutely a Giants fan and I’m a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.
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No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
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Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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I think diversity in television is important. It’s not about trying to fill a quota or satisfy some idea of diversity.
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You just have to keep getting up’. And I look back and they were right. They were all right.
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I’ve just got to be myself and hopefully people will find me. And my audience did find me.
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When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in the back of a taxi in a pair of urine-soaked skinny jeans with no money for cab fare and a dead cell phone battery.
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I don’t know if I was always an open person, but I think stand-up comics specifically have this way of running towards embarrassing things.
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Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.
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