I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
AISHA TYLERReal sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the ability to scrape your sorry ass up off the floor, stumble to your feet.
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My parents were vegetarians. I’d show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
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Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.
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I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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I was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don’t tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards.
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On general principle, I boycott shows that don’t employ actors.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.
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It is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon.
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I was raised by a single dad, so I’ve always just kind of liked “guys” stuff. I think my dad just took me to the things he was interested in.
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But I think what diversity brings to any daypart is more eyeballs, just more opportunity.
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After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.’
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You can only really learn from failure … To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.
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I’ve always been a gamer, and I had a period where I was gaming at a really hardcore level.
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I love it when I come across a word I don’t know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren’t smart enough to come along with me.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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