I want everyone, regardless of gender, to live a life free of restriction or fear, able to pursue their own personal brand of happiness and fulfillment.
AISHA TYLERYou can only really learn from failure … To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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It is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon.
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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
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I have one girlfriend who is dating right now – she’s divorced – and she’s on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that’s not a real game, but it’s my favorite thing to do.
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Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be.
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I don’t know if I was always an open person, but I think stand-up comics specifically have this way of running towards embarrassing things.
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“Trust me, you don’t want to have to actually interact with these people.”
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I like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it, because they’re already dead and they can’t feel it. They don’t have feelings.
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TV always wants more people to be watching.
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You just have to keep getting up’. And I look back and they were right. They were all right.
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I love Toronto. I love it. I love Toronto. I love Canada. I can’t wait to get back. Can’t wait to have some Timbits.
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I always tell people that if you really want to know somebody, they should listen to that person’s interview with me. I spend a lot of time with my guests.
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If you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
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Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.
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So much of a stand-up’s life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.
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I love it when I come across a word I don’t know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren’t smart enough to come along with me.
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I have always been a softie, and I fight it with every fiber of my being. Sadly, my being’s fibers need to hit the gym.
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So I think the longer you do stand-up, the more comfortable you are. You stop wanting to hide your foibles and instead want to show who you are.
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After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.’
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I’m such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.
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I am absolutely a Giants fan and I’m a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.
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Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.
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I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.
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Karaoke is the great equalizer.
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No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
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But I think what diversity brings to any daypart is more eyeballs, just more opportunity.
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the freedom to live a life free of fear of violence, to select a fulfilling career and be compensated fairly, to choose when to start a family, to marry whom you love.
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