TV always wants more people to be watching.
AISHA TYLERYou just have to keep getting up’. And I look back and they were right. They were all right.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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It is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon.
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So everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don’t want to ever give up any part of it.
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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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the freedom to live a life free of fear of violence, to select a fulfilling career and be compensated fairly, to choose when to start a family, to marry whom you love.
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I do not actually DO these things, but I see myself doing them, and that is almost MORE satisfying, because I am also lying down.
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I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.
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Wounds turn into scars and scars make you tough.
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When I was young I thought, ‘Yeah, people don’t see, they’re not recognizing how funny I am, and how talented I am’. And the guys that mentored me were like, ‘
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I don’t believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There’s a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.
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I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture.
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A belief in feminism is a belief in personal freedom.
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I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like,
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I’m such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.
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I always tell people that if you really want to know somebody, they should listen to that person’s interview with me. I spend a lot of time with my guests.
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If you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
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I was raised by a single dad, so I’ve always just kind of liked “guys” stuff. I think my dad just took me to the things he was interested in.
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I want everyone, regardless of gender, to live a life free of restriction or fear, able to pursue their own personal brand of happiness and fulfillment.
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I thought I was gonna be an attorney, so I went to Dartmouth and I was a government major and I minored in environmental policy, and I didn’t do anything academically around the arts.
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On general principle, I boycott shows that don’t employ actors.
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I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.
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The best advice anybody could have given me was to keep getting up over and over again.
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I started out being a stand up and writing my own material. That took me to Talk Soup, where I was writing and performing for TV.
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You can only really learn from failure … To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.
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So much of a stand-up’s life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.
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But I think what diversity brings to any daypart is more eyeballs, just more opportunity.
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I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
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