If you haven’t noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of awesome.
AISHA TYLERWhen I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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“You are going to fail, and anyone who is success has powered through many, many failures.”
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I’m sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.
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I don’t believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There’s a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.
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I was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don’t tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards.
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I don’t know if I was always an open person, but I think stand-up comics specifically have this way of running towards embarrassing things.
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I grew up on the back of a motorcycle – my dad didn’t have a car until I was a teenager. And then my closest friend from grade school was a guy.
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Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don’t think so.
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No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
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Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work.
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TV always wants more people to be watching.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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“Trust me, you don’t want to have to actually interact with these people.”
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When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.
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I started out being a stand up and writing my own material. That took me to Talk Soup, where I was writing and performing for TV.
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When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in the back of a taxi in a pair of urine-soaked skinny jeans with no money for cab fare and a dead cell phone battery.
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My parents were vegetarians. I’d show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
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So everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don’t want to ever give up any part of it.
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I really do know football.
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I will say that stand-up is my first love; it’s how I got started and is in my bones.
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I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.
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If you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
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Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.
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I have always been a softie, and I fight it with every fiber of my being. Sadly, my being’s fibers need to hit the gym.
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I actually wanted to be an attorney. I did do things on the side like improv and sketch comedy, but law was my focus. I was a very bookish, academic kid. When I got out of college,
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