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Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.

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I want everyone, regardless of gender, to live a life free of restriction or fear, able to pursue their own personal brand of happiness and fulfillment.
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Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.
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If you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
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Comedy is ugly. It’s honest, it’s raw.
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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I’m the kindest, most supportive friend ever, probably to my own detriment, but I hope that I am toughening up a little bit.
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I’ve always been a gamer, and I had a period where I was gaming at a really hardcore level.
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Whereas regular people tend to run away – because the embarrassing story is always going to be the really funny story.
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Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work.
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I love it when I come across a word I don’t know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren’t smart enough to come along with me.
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Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.
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I do not actually DO these things, but I see myself doing them, and that is almost MORE satisfying, because I am also lying down.
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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
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