Karaoke Quotes

Karaoke is the great equalizer.

All I want to do at karaoke is sing Mariah Carey.

Like in karaoke if you’re like “I don’t think I can do it” and then you sing a song and you look terrified people will say,

Everyone’s a singer now, thanks to karaoke, for better and for much worse.

I’ve had to adjust to karaoke as a modern reality that obscures our hunt for what we’re truly after.