I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
ADAM CAROLLAI don’t like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it’s the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they’re pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor
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The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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