Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
ADAM CAROLLAI guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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Here’s what you know: you know when you’re getting laid, and you know when it’s all over. Those are the only two things you’re aware of.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you’re gay.
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. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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