If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was?
ADAM CAROLLAIf Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was?
ADAM CAROLLAIf you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
ADAM CAROLLAIf you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
ADAM CAROLLAWhen you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
ADAM CAROLLAI think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
ADAM CAROLLAThat’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
ADAM CAROLLAThere are certain things women are better at than men.
ADAM CAROLLAI’m a comedian, not a politician.
ADAM CAROLLAA lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
ADAM CAROLLAI saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
ADAM CAROLLAI guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
ADAM CAROLLAIf you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
ADAM CAROLLAI am not a good cue card reader.
ADAM CAROLLAIt’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
ADAM CAROLLAJunior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
ADAM CAROLLAIt’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
ADAM CAROLLA