I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
ADAM CAROLLAI guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was?
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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