He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
ADAM CAROLLAI guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They’re the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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