Everyone keeps saying, “Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating.” It’s like saying, “How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she’s been with Brad Pitt?” I don’t care.
ADAM CAROLLAI cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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Then there’s the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I’d be, a sweatpants lesbian.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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The best gift you can give yourself is some drive–that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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