Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
ADAM CAROLLAI cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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Everyone keeps saying, “Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating.” It’s like saying, “How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she’s been with Brad Pitt?” I don’t care.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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The best gift you can give yourself is some drive–that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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