I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
ADAM CAROLLAI don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can’t afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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