People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
ADAM CAROLLAPeople have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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If in 1989 I said, ‘I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,’ they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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The shuttle is the worst $20 you’ll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been.
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can’t just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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