I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
ADAM CAROLLAPeople have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you’re gay.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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We’re all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it.
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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