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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They’re the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds.
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