But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn’t imagine it.
ADAM CAROLLAPeople have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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