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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.

Adam Carolla

The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it’s about fudge packing and triple D’s at 13.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.

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