It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
ADAM CAROLLAI think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it’s about fudge packing and triple D’s at 13.
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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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