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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.

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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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There’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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