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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.

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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
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When I’m in power, here’s how I’m gonna put the country back on its feet. I’m going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the ‘tardiest of the ‘tards like the thick crust.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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There’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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