There’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
ADAM CAROLLAI attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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The best gift you can give yourself is some drive–that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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We’re all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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