He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
ADAM CAROLLAI attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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Here’s what you know: you know when you’re getting laid, and you know when it’s all over. Those are the only two things you’re aware of.
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Everyone keeps saying, “Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating.” It’s like saying, “How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she’s been with Brad Pitt?” I don’t care.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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