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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’

Adam Carolla

Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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Enough Formatted Need Poor Reader Show Type
People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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Dumb People Stuff Stupid Successful
The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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Equal Everything Footing Hate Publicist Rid Thinking
All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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Army Decent Government Manageable Rate Regulation Standing Tax
I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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Best Each Friend Man Men Other Sex Spouse Thinking Tolerate Wife
When I’m in power, here’s how I’m gonna put the country back on its feet. I’m going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the ‘tardiest of the ‘tards like the thick crust.
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Agent Back Country Feet Gonna Mountain Power Sterilizing
I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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Breed Cat Certain Like People Performing Radio Stuff Television
We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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Always Country Going Gone See Want
I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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Calm Fine Natural Real Realist Sexist Simple
I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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Call Dish Giving Head Hungarian Night Paprikash Sorry World
Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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Explore Figure Funny Humor Nap Out
The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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Adage Believe Grossly Overrated Yourself
I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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Advertise Good Ice Cream Pie Thinking
Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’

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