I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
ADAM CAROLLAPeople look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can’t just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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