The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
ADAM CAROLLAIf in 1989 I said, ‘I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,’ they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds.
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