Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
ADAM CAROLLAIf in 1989 I said, ‘I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,’ they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They’re the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math.
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The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn’t imagine it.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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