Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
ADAM CAROLLAIf in 1989 I said, ‘I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,’ they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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I’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They’re the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math.
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If in 1989 I said, ‘I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,’ they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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