The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
ADAM CAROLLAChicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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