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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.

Adam Carolla

The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
ADAM CAROLLA

Boom Fast Next Podcast Radio Segment Thing Very
I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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Funny Humor never Next One Thought Two
You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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Dumb People Stuff Stupid Successful
I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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History Less Motto Mystery Reveal Suspense
I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
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I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.
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Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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Definitely Drama Future Life Making Serious
I get depressed at airports.
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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