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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!

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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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