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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!

Adam Carolla

Then there’s the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I’d be, a sweatpants lesbian.
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Butch Dyke Funny Humor Lesbian Lipstick Sweatpant Thinking
The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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Beautiful Beauty Definition Miracle Outside Profession
I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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Desire People Political Some Sort Strong Thinking Wrap
That’s the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can’t pursue your dream till you’re 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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Dream Force Like Love Pursue Quit Sport Writing
The best gift you can give yourself is some drive–that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates.
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Best Build Drive Gift Impossible Seem Stuff Yourself
Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you’re gay.
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Crocs Down Gay Look Realize Wearing
All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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Army Decent Government Manageable Rate Regulation Standing Tax
He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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Done Funny Guy Humor Onesome Threesome
I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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Call Dish Giving Head Hungarian Night Paprikash Sorry World
Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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Oprah Read Reading Tell Thinking Women
They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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Advertize Bejeeezus Commercial Out Pie Seen Yogurt
I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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Admit God Know Law Other Same Way World
If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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Bridge Built Done Meant Women
If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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Affiliation Everyone Glenn Beck Life Media Started Towards Worried
I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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Definitely Drama Future Life Making Serious
I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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Architecture Car Dirty Hammer Money Stuff Wanted

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