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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!

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When I’m in power, here’s how I’m gonna put the country back on its feet. I’m going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the ‘tardiest of the ‘tards like the thick crust.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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I don’t like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it’s the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they’re pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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That’s the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can’t pursue your dream till you’re 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
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