A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I’d never hurt another person.
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You’re 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don’t have to kill yourself, you’re just waiting.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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Here’s what you know: you know when you’re getting laid, and you know when it’s all over. Those are the only two things you’re aware of.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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