I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
ADAM CAROLLAI am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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