I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
ADAM CAROLLAI am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can’t just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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