When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds.
ADAM CAROLLAMy first car was a motorcycle.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.
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You’re 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don’t have to kill yourself, you’re just waiting.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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