Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
ADAM CAROLLAMy first car was a motorcycle.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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I don’t like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it’s the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they’re pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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