When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
ADAM CAROLLAMy first car was a motorcycle.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can’t afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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The shuttle is the worst $20 you’ll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been.
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can’t just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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Everyone keeps saying, “Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating.” It’s like saying, “How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she’s been with Brad Pitt?” I don’t care.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much
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