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My first car was a motorcycle.

Adam Carolla

If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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I’d never hurt another person.
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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I’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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That’s the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can’t pursue your dream till you’re 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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My first car was a motorcycle.

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