I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
ADAM CAROLLAMy first car was a motorcycle.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They’re the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math.
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If in 1989 I said, ‘I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,’ they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
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Then there’s the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I’d be, a sweatpants lesbian.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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