I don’t know anything about computers.
ADAM CAROLLAWhen I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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I get depressed at airports.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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You’re 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don’t have to kill yourself, you’re just waiting.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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