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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.

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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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I’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
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