Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
ADAM CAROLLA[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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It’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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