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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.

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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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It’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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