Don’t do your best, do my best.
ADAM CAROLLAI didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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We’re all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it.
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I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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