I don’t know anything about computers.
ADAM CAROLLAI didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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We’re all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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