He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
ADAM CAROLLAI’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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Everyone keeps saying, “Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating.” It’s like saying, “How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she’s been with Brad Pitt?” I don’t care.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can’t just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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