I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
ADAM CAROLLAI’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can’t afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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