I get depressed at airports.
ADAM CAROLLAI’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can’t afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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