I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
ADAM CAROLLAI’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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I don’t like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it’s the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they’re pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you’re gay.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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I get depressed at airports.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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