A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
ADAM CAROLLAI’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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