I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
ADAM CAROLLAI’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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The best gift you can give yourself is some drive–that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
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