The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
ADAM CAROLLAWhen you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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There’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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