Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
ADAM CAROLLAWhen you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.
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If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor
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I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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You’re 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don’t have to kill yourself, you’re just waiting.
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I’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
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