I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
ADAM CAROLLAWhen you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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