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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.

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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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Adage Believe Grossly Overrated Yourself
Then there’s the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I’d be, a sweatpants lesbian.
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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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