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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.

Adam Carolla

I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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Form Format Freedom Mess Podcasting
Everyone keeps saying, “Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating.” It’s like saying, “How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she’s been with Brad Pitt?” I don’t care.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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Country Differences Drunk Funny Guess Hard Work Humor Worked
I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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Audience Monetization Really Secondary Thinking
To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you’re gay.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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I’m harmless. I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you’re that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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Beautiful Beauty Definition Miracle Outside Profession
I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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