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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.

Adam Carolla

I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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Finished Funny Humor Masturbatory Pizza Session Two
I know everything because I know nothing.
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Everything Know Nothing Aware Truth
I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor
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We’re all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it.
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Animal Motivate Respond Same Sex Somebody Stimuli Thinking
That’s the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can’t pursue your dream till you’re 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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Acclimate Anything Funny Kid
A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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Chick Guy Mean Money People Successful Thinking
Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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Explore Figure Funny Humor Nap Out
Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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Compelling Good Host Podcast
You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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Anything Eating Funny Humor Microwave Six Take
California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.

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