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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.

Adam Carolla

I’d never hurt another person.
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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Everyone keeps saying, “Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating.” It’s like saying, “How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she’s been with Brad Pitt?” I don’t care.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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Ashtray College High Junior School
Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.

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