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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.

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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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Here’s what you know: you know when you’re getting laid, and you know when it’s all over. Those are the only two things you’re aware of.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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