Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
ADAM CAROLLAWhen you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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You’re 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don’t have to kill yourself, you’re just waiting.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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We’re all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it.
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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