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I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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