All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
ADAM CAROLLAAll TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
ADAM CAROLLAWhen you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
ADAM CAROLLAOf course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
ADAM CAROLLAIn my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
ADAM CAROLLAI liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
ADAM CAROLLABeing a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
ADAM CAROLLAI want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
ADAM CAROLLAChicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
ADAM CAROLLADon’t do your best, do my best.
ADAM CAROLLAWearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you’re gay.
ADAM CAROLLAHonestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
ADAM CAROLLAWell, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
ADAM CAROLLAThere is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
ADAM CAROLLAIf the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
ADAM CAROLLAMy first car was a motorcycle.
ADAM CAROLLALets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
ADAM CAROLLA