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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.

Adam Carolla

If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it’s about fudge packing and triple D’s at 13.
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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It’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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