When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
ADAM CAROLLAWhen you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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Then there’s the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I’d be, a sweatpants lesbian.
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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