When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
ADAM CAROLLAI had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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Here’s what you know: you know when you’re getting laid, and you know when it’s all over. Those are the only two things you’re aware of.
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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