I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
ADAM CAROLLAI had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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You’re 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don’t have to kill yourself, you’re just waiting.
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There’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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