I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
ADAM CAROLLAThe reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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I’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was?
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There’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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