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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.

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I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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It’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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Everyone keeps saying, “Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating.” It’s like saying, “How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she’s been with Brad Pitt?” I don’t care.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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