I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
ADAM CAROLLAI like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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I get depressed at airports.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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The best gift you can give yourself is some drive–that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates.
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When I’m in power, here’s how I’m gonna put the country back on its feet. I’m going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the ‘tardiest of the ‘tards like the thick crust.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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