I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
ADAM CAROLLAI like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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Then there’s the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I’d be, a sweatpants lesbian.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn’t imagine it.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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You’re 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don’t have to kill yourself, you’re just waiting.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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