If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.
ADAM CAROLLAI like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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