People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
ADAM CAROLLAI like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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There’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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