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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .

Adam Carolla

I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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