Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
ADAM CAROLLAI don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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