I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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I’m harmless. I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you’re that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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We’re all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it.
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Then there’s the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I’d be, a sweatpants lesbian.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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