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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.

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When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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I’m harmless. I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you’re that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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