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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.

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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can’t afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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You’re 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don’t have to kill yourself, you’re just waiting.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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