There’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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More Adam Carolla Quotes
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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That’s the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can’t pursue your dream till you’re 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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