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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.

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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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