Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
ADAM CAROLLAI have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it’s about fudge packing and triple D’s at 13.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you’re gay.
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