To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
ADAM CAROLLAI have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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