I don’t know anything about computers.
ADAM CAROLLAI have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They’re the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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