No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
ADAM CAROLLAWe’re all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it.
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The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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