My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
ADAM CAROLLAWe’re all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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