I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
ADAM CAROLLAShould women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can’t just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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