The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
ADAM CAROLLAShould women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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The best gift you can give yourself is some drive–that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you’re gay.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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I get depressed at airports.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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