I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
ADAM CAROLLAShould women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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I’m harmless. I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you’re that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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